O.K. my mother-in-law sent me an email with some funny jokes in it and it just made me laugh. I was in need of a good laugh, so I'm going to share some of my favorite ones with you now. I hope you get a laugh too.
This is my favorite one!!! Love it.
Little John the Baptist. Matt..18:4-5 "Therefore, whoever humbles himself like this child is the greatest in the kingdom of heaven. And who ever welcomes a little child like this in my name welcomes me."
Johnny's Mother looked out the window and noticed him "playing church" with their cat.
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water. She called out, " Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!" Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church."

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